Wheat

The Verdict 🐾

After rigorous investigation and a thorough examination of the plant in question, I, Dr. Mittens, declare wheat to be safe for us discerning felines. Yes, my dear humans, you can breathe a sigh of relief—this green stalk is not a threat to our delicate constitutions. I approve of wheat, but I must admit, your culinary choices could use some refinement.

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a sophisticated feline might be tempted to nibble on this grass-like greenery. Perhaps it’s the playful way it sways in the breeze, resembling a tantalizing toy. Or maybe it’s the allure of its bright green hue that beckons us like a siren’s song. Cats are naturally curious creatures, and something that looks like it could wiggle or dance in our paws is simply too enticing to resist! But honestly, humans, have you seen your toys? They lack the charm of good old wheat!

The Puke Factor

Should you find your feline friend indulging in a little wheat munching, fear not! There’s no need to panic; while we may experience a rapid expulsion of lunch (also known as a charming hairball), it’s more of a playful hiccup than a health hazard. Just a friendly reminder that we are, in fact, not herbivores, so moderation is key. But if we get a little too enthusiastic, expect a surprise gift from our bellies!

Human Instructions

For you, my human servants, I suggest you allow this harmless green invader to remain in your abode. It might even make your salads look a tad more sophisticated! But remember, just because we won’t suffer dire consequences doesn’t mean we should start a wheat farm in the living room. Use your judgment and keep the catnip on hand!