Watercress

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, Watercress! A delightful green that humans seem to enjoy tossing into their salads. Fear not, my fellow felines, for this plant is safe for our curious little paws and whiskers. Dr. Mittens gives a resounding paw of approval! But really, why do humans insist on eating grass? Have they not tasted the wonders of a fresh catnip leaf?

The Taste Test

Now, you may wonder why a sophisticated feline such as myself would even consider nibbling on this leafy green. For starters, Watercress has that delightful wiggly appearance, almost like a toy you might bat around! Plus, it’s green—green always signifies a potential snack or an intriguing new plaything in our world. The humans rave about its peppery flavor, but honestly, it looks more like a whimsical plant than something to ingest. But who am I to judge? Humans have strange tastes.

The Puke Factor

In the unlikely event that a cat like you manages to munch on this leafy delight, fear not! The repercussions are mild: expect a rapid expulsion of lunch, but only if you’ve eaten an unholy amount. A few nibbles won't send you on a whirlwind adventure to the litter box. So, if you find yourself processing that Watercress, consider it a minor blip on the radar of your otherwise regal life.

Human Instructions

For my dear human servants, fret not! You may allow this to remain in your garden. Just don’t expect me to join you for your next salad. I have my standards, after all!