Tea

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, the humble tea plant! A delightful little shrub that humans seem to adore. But fear not, my furry friends, for this botanical wonder is deemed safe for us cats. Yes, you heard it right! Dr. Mittens approves of this leafy green, though I can’t help but judge the humans for their obsession with steeping leaves in hot water instead of just serving up a nice bowl of tuna. But, to each their own!

The Taste Test

Now, why would a distinguished feline like myself have any interest in this so-called tea? Well, for starters, those delicate leaves do have a certain toy-like appeal, don’t they? They flutter and wiggle in the wind, reminiscent of a feathery mouse. And let’s not forget that tantalizing aroma wafting from the human's cup—it's practically begging for a curious paw to investigate. Who could resist a nibble on something that looks like it could double as a plaything?

The Puke Factor

Should you, dear feline, decide to take a daring leap into the world of tea munching, fear not! The worst that could happen is a dramatic, yet comical, episode involving the rapid expulsion of lunch. Yes, that's right! A little green leaf won't send you into a tailspin—just a brief moment of regret as your human scrambles to clean up the aftermath of your adventurous palate.

Human Instructions

To my human servants: relax and allow this green marvel to remain in your home. Just remember, it’s for you, not for us. Keep your teacups close and your catnip closer!