Tansy

The Verdict 🐾

After extensive research conducted during my naptime (you know, the most crucial hours of scientific discovery), I, Dr. Mittens, hereby declare Tansy to be a toxic plant. Yes, you heard it right, humans! This plant is as welcome in my kingdom as a squirrel at a cat convention. So, no, I do not approve. Keep it away from my domain!

The Taste Test

Now, one must wonder why a curious kitty might be tempted to nibble on this green menace. Tansy's fluffy yellow flowers look like little pom-poms, and its feathery leaves might remind us of those delightful toys that dangle from strings. Perhaps they wiggle in the wind just enough to catch our feline attention—like a potential snack or an invitation to play. But remember, dear humans, just because it looks fun doesn’t mean it’s safe!

The Puke Factor

If a daring cat decides to sample this toxic treat, they could experience a rapid expulsion of lunch, or as I like to call it, a "feline fountain of regret." Symptoms include excessive drooling (because who wouldn’t want to be fashionable?), stomach upset (not the good kind), and possible tremors. Not exactly the kind of “dance party” we enjoy, eh? So let’s avoid that messy situation altogether!

Human Instructions

Dear humans, heed my warning: Banish this green invader from your home! It poses more risk than reward, and I certainly do not need any more of your “experiments” leading to my unfortunate bellyaches. Keep Tansy out of reach, and I’ll stick to my delightful catnip, thank you very much!