Sumac

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, humans. Ever the curious creatures, they sometimes bring home plants that make me wonder about their decision-making skills. Enter Sumac—a plant that is decidedly not safe for our feline friends. In fact, it’s toxic! So, sorry humans, but Dr. Mittens does not approve. Keep this one out of paw’s reach!

The Taste Test

Now, one might ponder what could possibly entice a discerning cat like myself to nibble on this questionable greenery. Perhaps its feathery red clusters resemble a tantalizing toy, wiggling in the wind like a feathered friend. Or, maybe it’s the allure of mischief, a chance to spice up my otherwise mundane life of napping and plotting world domination. Alas, my instincts tell me to avoid this curious plant—good luck to the humans who can’t seem to resist its charm!

The Puke Factor

If a curious kitty were to indulge in a little taste of Sumac, they might experience a rapid expulsion of lunch, followed by some unfortunate tummy rumbles. Symptoms can include excessive drooling, a case of the “sudden yowls,” and the dreaded “unscheduled sprints to the litter box.” Not exactly the glamorous life we felines envision, is it? Let’s keep our palates refined and stick to the good stuff—like tuna!

Human Instructions

Listen up, human servants! It’s time to take action. Banish this green invader from your abode immediately! Your furry overlords—such as myself—demand a safe environment free from toxic temptations. Remember: a happy cat is a healthy cat!