The Verdict 🐾
Ah, Sorrel! This delightful green leaf is officially in the "Safe" category, much to my feline delight. As Dr. Mittens, I wholeheartedly approve of this plant, although I'd strongly suggest you keep it away from your salad bowl. After all, why should you humans have all the fun?
The Taste Test
Now, picture this: a bright green leaf, somewhat reminiscent of a catnip toy but less aromatic. It has a tantalizing crispness that might make a curious kitty wonder if it wiggles when engaged. The bright, tangy flavor could easily seduce a cat into a nibble, much like that time I mistook a rubber band for a snack. Spoiler alert: it didn’t end well. But I digress!
The Puke Factor
Fear not, dear humans! If a cat were to indulge in a bite of Sorrel, the worst we might face is a rapid expulsion of lunch—if we’re feeling particularly dramatic. Luckily, Sorrel is not known for causing any distressing belly flops. Just a hint of sourness and a quick "whoops, that was a mistake!" would suffice.
Human Instructions
To my beloved human servants: Allow this green delight to remain in your garden! It’s not a threat to your precious furballs, and who knows, it might just add a splash of pizzazz to your own meals. Just keep an eye on us curious creatures; we can be sneaky little devils when it comes to taste-testing your greenery!