The Verdict 🐾
Oh, dear humans, gather 'round! The verdict on this so-called "Snow on the Mountain," also known as Euphorbia marginata, is clear: it's about as safe as a dog in a catnip factory! Yes, my dear bipeds, this plant is toxic. Dr. Mittens does not approve, and neither should you.
The Taste Test
Now, you might wonder what could possibly attract a discerning feline like me to this particular green menace. Perhaps it's the way the leaves look like wobbly toys, beckoning for a pounce? Or maybe it’s the way they shimmer under the sun, tempting us with the illusion of a delightful snack? But let me assure you, my fellow furballs, this plant is a trap disguised as a plaything!
The Puke Factor
If a curious kitty were to take a nibble of this toxic foliage, the results would be less than glamorous. Expect rapid expulsion of lunch, complete with all the flair of a Broadway performance! You might also experience a case of the tummy rumbles, some drooling (which we all know is not very dignified), and perhaps even a sudden urge to avoid all human contact—because who wants to be seen in such a state?
Human Instructions
Listen up, human servants! This green invader does not deserve a spot in your home. Banish it to the great outdoors, far from the curious paws of your feline overlords. Consider this a friendly reminder: not all plants are meant to cuddle with! Your diligent care will be rewarded with a healthier and happier kitty, and who knows, you might just get an extra head rub for your efforts!