Scotch Broom

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, the Scotch Broom! A plant that humans seem to adore, but let me tell you, this green menace is as toxic as a catnip tea party gone wrong! I, Dr. Mittens, do NOT approve of this botanical blunder. Keep your paws (and whiskers) away from this one, dear feline friends!

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why one might be tempted to nibble on this spiky shrub. With its bright yellow flowers, it looks like a fancy toy just waiting to be batted around! Perhaps it wiggles in the breeze, enticing curious kitties to engage in a game of “eat or be eaten.” But trust me, my fellow felines, the allure of this plant is a trick, not a treat!

The Puke Factor

Should you decide to ignore my sage advice and take a chomp out of this green fiend, prepare for a rapid expulsion of lunch! Symptoms include a gurgling tummy, excessive drooling (not the good kind), and a dramatic flair for collapsing into a heap of fur and woe. Your human might even need to throw a pity party with extra treats—because let’s face it, we deserve the best!

Human Instructions

Now, listen closely, human servants: it’s time to banish this green invader from our realm! Scotch Broom has no place in our gardens or homes. Replace it with something more suitable for your royal feline—perhaps a cat grass that won't send us scrambling for the kitty ER! Your whiskered overlords will thank you.