Savory

The Verdict 🐾

After extensive research (and a few sneaky nibbles), I, Dr. Mittens, have determined that the herb Savory is indeed safe for all feline friends. Yes, you heard that right, dear humans! No need for alarm bells or catnip-induced panics! I wholeheartedly approve this delightful green plant, unlike some of the other questionable greens you insist on bringing into our territories.

The Taste Test

Now, one might wonder why a sophisticated feline like myself would even consider munching on a plant rather than focusing on my favorite toys (like that shiny laser dot). Well, Savory possesses a certain allure with its delicate leaves and aromatic scent. It’s almost as if it’s trying to play hard to get! The texture resembles those delightful fake mice you humans dangle in front of us; it looks like it could wiggle, and I must admit, there’s a curious appeal in that. Who knows, perhaps it could become my new favorite toy!

The Puke Factor

Should a cat indulge in Savory (not that we would need to, since we’re sophisticated eaters), the consequences would likely be minimal. However, in the rare event of overindulgence, one may experience a rapid expulsion of lunch. Think of it as a kitty’s way of saying, "Oops, too much green stuff!" Fortunately, there’s no risk of serious consequences—just a little regret and perhaps an awkward glance at the litter box.

Human Instructions

Attention, human servants! Since Savory is as safe as a sunbeam on a lazy afternoon, feel free to allow this herb to remain in your home. Just ensure it’s out of paw reach so I can admire it from a distance—no need to tempt fate, after all!