The Verdict đŸ
After careful consideration (and a few obligatory naps), I, Dr. Mittens, declare the plant known as sage to be perfectly safe for feline consumption! Yes, humans, you heard it right. It's not a green menace lurking in your herb garden; rather, it's a non-toxic, delightful addition to your household. I graciously approve of this herbaceous companion!
The Taste Test
Now, one might ponder why a sophisticated feline such as myself would ever contemplate nibbling on sage. Well, letâs be honest: it has a somewhat intriguing, fuzzy texture that could easily be mistaken for a delightful toy! Not to mention, its leaves flutter in the breeze like a tantalizing feather. If I had a dollar for every time a human ignored my fascination with the plant world, I could fund a catnip empire!
The Puke Factor
Should a curious kitty decide to sample this herb, the aftermath is likely to be uneventful. In my extensive research, I found that sage doesnât induce the dreaded rapid expulsion of lunch. Instead, you might experience a mild case of "what was I thinking?"âa moment of regret, perhaps, but no ill effects. How refreshing! Unlike certain other green things (looking at you, lilies), sage is a safe bet.
Human Instructions
To my dear human companions: Allow this delightful green herb to remain in your abode! Itâs completely safe and may even make your cooking smell betterâthough I am more interested in its potential as a chew toy. Just remember, moderation is key. We wouldnât want you to think Iâm a salad enthusiast, now would we?