The Verdict đž
Ah, the Rose of Sharon! A delightful shrub that I, Dr. Mittens, am pleased to report is completely safe for us discerning felines. Yes, you heard it right, humansâthis plant won't turn you into a giant, grumpy furball. So, feel free to let it flourish in your garden, but remember, I still judge you for your taste in landscaping.
The Taste Test
Now, why would a sophisticated cat like myself want to nibble on this bushy beauty? Perhaps itâs those lovely, floppy flowers that wave enticingly in the breeze, looking suspiciously like an oversized cat toy. Or maybe itâs the rich green leaves that practically beckon for a playful chomp. Who can resist a good wiggle? Humans, you might want to take notesâif you had such enticing decorations, maybe we wouldnât be forced to bat around your shoelaces!
The Puke Factor
Luckily for all you humans, indulging in a bite of Rose of Sharon won't lead to a rapid expulsion of lunch (a.k.a. barfing). Nope! Youâll simply enjoy the delightful taste of, well, nothing much! That's rightâno symptoms, no fuss, just a satisfied feline who might have found the perfect shrub to nap under. However, if you see your human looking a bit too green after sampling my plant, well, thatâs just their own poor decision-making at play.
Human Instructions
Attention, human servants! Since the Rose of Sharon is as safe as a sunbeam on a lazy afternoon, allow this to remain proudly in your garden. Just remember to keep it away from the catnipânow that is a plant worth fighting over!