Quince

The Verdict 🐾

Attention, esteemed humans! The Quince, a delightful fruit, is officially deemed safe for your consumption. Dr. Mittens approves of this fruity delight, though I must say, it seems a bit beneath my refined palate. But fret not, for I shall not judge your peculiar taste in snacks!

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a curious feline might be tempted to munch on this oddity. With its fuzzy exterior, the Quince might resemble a plush toy, enticing the playful spirits in us. Perhaps its round shape and the way it sits so innocently on the counter triggers the ancient hunter instinct. I mean, who wouldn’t want to pounce on something that looks like it could wiggle away? Spoiler alert: it doesn’t wiggle. Disappointment ensues.

The Puke Factor

Should you, in a fit of feline curiosity, take a nibble of this Quince, there is no need to panic. Unlike those dastardly toxic plants, the only consequence may be a mild upset tummy and a rapid expulsion of lunch, should you overindulge. But let’s be real—if I wanted to taste something that resembles a squished apple, I’d simply stick to knocking over your fruit bowl!

Human Instructions

For my human companions: Allow this to remain in the house, as it poses no threat to our feline kingdom. Perhaps put it on a high shelf, though, out of paw's reach, lest I mistake it for a toy. Just remember, it’s not your dinner, so don’t get too attached!