Myrtle

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, Myrtle, the delightful plant that has graced many a human abode! Fear not, my human companions, for this botanical beauty is completely safe for us feline connoisseurs. Yes, you heard it right! Dr. Mittens approves of Myrtle, much to the relief of those who fumble around with houseplants like it’s a game of cat and mouse.

The Taste Test

Now, you may wonder why a sophisticated cat like myself might be inclined to nibble on Myrtle. Perhaps it bears a striking resemblance to a delightful toy, with its vibrant green leaves dancing in the breeze like prey teasing my senses. Or maybe, just maybe, it has that tantalizing aroma that piques my curiosity, making me think it’s a new form of catnip. Either way, it’s a mystery worthy of feline exploration!

The Puke Factor

Now, let’s address the elephant in the room—or should I say, the “puke” in the litter box. Should you find your furry friend indulging in a Myrtle munching spree, fear not! Unlike some green foes, Myrtle won’t lead to the rapid expulsion of lunch. In fact, my extensive research suggests that the only thing you might encounter is a mildly confused kitty wondering why the plant didn’t taste like chicken. No dramatic upchuck events here!

Human Instructions

Attention, human servants! You may rejoice, as there’s no need to banish this lovely green invader. Instead, allow Myrtle to remain in your household, but do keep an eye on your furry overlords. After all, a curious cat is a happy cat, and Myrtle is a perfectly safe indulgence for our discerning palates!