The Verdict đž
After careful analysis (and a few curious sniffs), I, Dr. Mittens, declare Mullein to be perfectly safe for your feline companions. Yes, you heard it right! This tall, fuzzy plant is not a threat, so I give it a big paw of approval. Perhaps those pesky humans can finally stop fretting over every green thing in the garden!
The Taste Test
Now, one might wonder why a discerning feline like myself would even consider munching on Mullein. Well, letâs face it: it has a certain allure! With its soft, fuzzy leaves reminiscent of a delightful cat toy, itâs practically begging for a nibble. Plus, the tall stalks might look like theyâre doing a little dance in the breezeâwho can resist a wiggling target? Not this cat, I assure you!
The Puke Factor
Should you find your curious kitty has indulged in a few Mullein snacks, fear not! The most dramatic outcome would be a rapid expulsion of lunch, or as I like to call it, a âfurry fountain of regret.â But in all seriousness, no serious symptoms are expected. Just the usual âoops, I shouldnât have eaten thatâ face. Humans, you really ought to trust our instincts regarding the edibility of flora!
Human Instructions
To my human servants, I say this: allow Mullein to remain in your garden! It poses no threat to your beloved feline friends. Instead of hovering over us like a hawk, perhaps focus on keeping the catnip stash replenished. We all know whatâs really important around here!