Morning Glory

The Verdict 🐾

Attention all feline friends and their hapless human companions! The Morning Glory plant, while certainly a sight to behold with its vibrant blooms, is not a safe snack for discerning cats like myself. In fact, it’s toxic! Yes, you heard that right. Dr. Mittens does not approve of this plant as a potential buffet item. It’s best left to the humans to admire from a distance.

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a curious kitty might be inclined to nibble on this seemingly innocent plant. With its alluring spirals and vibrant colors, it might just resemble a toy, enticing us to pounce and play! Or perhaps it wiggles in the breeze like a feather on a string, beckoning us closer. But dear feline friends, remember—just because it looks like fun doesn’t mean it’s safe!

The Puke Factor

If a brave cat were to sample this plant, they might experience some not-so-pleasant side effects. We’re talking about a rapid expulsion of lunch, a whirlwind of belly discomfort, or even a case of the dreaded "sudden droopy face." Not the glamorous life we cats strive for, I assure you! So, let’s keep our paws away from this toxic temptation.

Human Instructions

To all the humans out there, I implore you: banish this green invader from your abode! Keep it out of our reach and stick to safer greens, like catnip or wheatgrass. Your feline overlord (that’s me, Dr. Mittens) thanks you for your compliance in keeping our kingdom safe from such perilous plants!