Madder

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, the madder plant! A spunky little fellow that, much to my delight, is safe for us discerning felines. Yes, you heard it right, dear humans! Dr. Mittens approves of this leafy wonder. Not that you could comprehend such refined tastes, but I digress.

The Taste Test

Now, why would a sophisticated cat like myself even consider this plant? Well, for starters, it has a rather charming appearance—those vibrant green leaves could easily be mistaken for a playful toy, and who doesn’t love a good game of “pounce on the salad”? Perhaps its delicate sway in the breeze resembles an enticing feather. It’s practically begging to be investigated! (Take notes, humans: I know your attempts at entertainment are often woefully inadequate.)

The Puke Factor

Should you, in a moment of sheer curiosity, decide to nibble on this plant, fear not! The madder is not one to cause distress. Unlike those other horrid green invaders, you won’t face the dreaded “rapid expulsion of lunch.” Instead, consider it a harmless munch that may leave you pondering its flavor—something along the lines of “meh.”

Human Instructions

For you, my dear human servants, the message is clear: Allow this to remain in your domicile! The madder is harmless and may even brighten your space with its vibrant presence. Just don’t expect me to show any interest beyond a cursory sniff, as my refined palate seeks more thrilling conquests. Now, back to my sunbeam!