Lovage

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, Lovage! The delightful green herb that has won my feline approval! 🐱 This plant is as safe as a sunbeam on a warm afternoon. Unlike those dastardly toxic plants humans sometimes bring into our domain, Lovage poses no threat to my regal self. In fact, I give it a paw-sitive thumbs up! Why, I might even consider it a fine addition to my herb garden—if only I could convince my human to plant it.

The Taste Test

Now, why would a discerning cat like me be tempted to nibble on this leafy delight? Well, for starters, it looks rather like a wiggly green toy that has mysteriously sprouted from the ground. It’s as if Mother Nature herself decided to create a plaything that smells like a savory snack! The aroma wafts through the air, tantalizing my whiskers and making me wonder if I’ve stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the garden.

The Puke Factor

But let’s address the elephant—or rather, the cat—in the room: what happens if I indulge a little too much? Fear not, for Lovage is not a foe! Should I indulge excessively, I might experience a rapid expulsion of lunch. A bit of tummy gurgling, perhaps, but nothing that would put my royal status in jeopardy. No need for a dramatic exit, just a slight misunderstanding with my digestive system!

Human Instructions

To my loyal human servants, heed my advice! Allow this green gem to remain in our kingdom. It’s safe, it’s aromatic, and who knows, it might even enhance our next culinary escapade, should you ever consider sharing a nibble. Until then, keep it flourishing and keep those other toxic plants at bay!