The Verdict 🐾
After rigorous research and a thorough paw-sitive inspection of the plant commonly known as "Live-Forever," I, Dr. Mittens, am pleased to inform my fellow felines and their baffling human companions that this succulent is indeed safe for us discerning cats. Yes, I approve of this green specimen. But let's be honest, humans, your judgment in plant selection is often questionable.
The Taste Test
Now, you might wonder why a sophisticated creature like myself would even consider nibbling on this succulent. Well, it has a certain charm! With its fleshy leaves resembling the delightful chew toys humans insist on giving us, it does spark curiosity. Plus, it doesn't wiggle, which, let’s face it, is a missed opportunity for a thrilling chase. But perhaps the real reason is that it looks like it could be a fresh snack for an adventurous kitty such as myself!
The Puke Factor
Should a feline find oneself in the unfortunate position of consuming too much of this succulent delight, the results may lead to the rapid expulsion of lunch. Imagine a dramatic scene where your human is left cleaning up what they call "cat barf" while you simply sit back, judging their frantic efforts. Symptoms may include a regrettable tummy rumble followed by a sad little hack — not exactly a dignified moment for a cat of my stature.
Human Instructions
To my dear human servants: fret not! Since the "Live-Forever" plant is safe, you may allow this succulent to remain in your abode. Just keep an eye on your feline overlord to ensure we don't mistake it for a toy or snack too often. After all, one must maintain a sense of dignity in this household!