Lemon Verbena

The Verdict 🐾

After much scientific scrutiny and a few enthusiastic paw taps, I, Dr. Mittens, have determined that Lemon Verbena is indeed safe for our feline companions. Yes, you heard it right, my fellow couch conquerors—no need to stage an intervention for your human over this green delight. I wholeheartedly approve, although I must say, humans, you still have a lot to learn about plant selection.

The Taste Test

Now, you might wonder why a sophisticated feline like myself would consider nibbling on Lemon Verbena. To the untrained eye, it may look like a fancy green toy, or perhaps a delightful wiggly caterpillar (minus the squirming). With its zesty aroma and leafy allure, it beckons us curious kitties to investigate. One whiff, and I’m feeling adventurous, perhaps imagining myself as a dashing explorer in a tropical jungle—or maybe just dreaming of a sunbeam to nap in.

The Puke Factor

If you were to indulge in too much of this herbal wonder, fear not; you wouldn’t be launching a full-on cat food comeback. The most dramatic consequence would be a rapid expulsion of lunch—an unfortunate but humorous event that might cause your human to clutch their heart in horror. But rest assured, you won't be delivering any deadly surprises, just a rather comical show of acrobatics.

Human Instructions

Alright, human servants, here’s your mission: allow this delightful plant to remain in your abode. It’s safe, it’s zesty, and it adds a touch of elegance to your otherwise drab corners. Just keep an eye on your feline overlord; we may have a tendency to get a little too adventurous with our culinary choices. Happy plant parenting!