The Verdict 🐾
After extensive research (mostly napping while observing), I, Dr. Mittens, have come to a pawsitive conclusion: Kale is completely safe for you humans! Yes, you heard that right! This leafy green marvel won’t turn your tummy into a tumultuous whirlpool. In fact, I give it my distinguished paw of approval. But let's not get carried away; it’s still not a replacement for tuna.
The Taste Test
Now, let’s ponder why a curious feline might be tempted to nibble on this verdant wonder. First off, it looks alarmingly like a toy. With its crinkly edges and vibrant green color, one might mistake it for a particularly stubborn bug. Plus, if you take a moment to observe, it sways ever so gently in the breeze, tantalizing us with the illusion of movement. A cat can’t resist a good wiggle, after all!
The Puke Factor
Now, if you’re wondering what would happen if I, Dr. Mittens, were to consume this leafy delight, fear not! The worst-case scenario would be a rapid expulsion of lunch, perhaps accompanied by a dramatic flair as I dash across the room, leaving behind a green trail of disappointment. But fear not, humans! The odds of such an event are slim, given that kale is not known to cause any distress in our elegantly refined systems.
Human Instructions
For you, my human servants, here’s the scoop: allow this leafy green to remain in your kitchen. It poses no threat to your feline overlords, and it might even provide some amusing moments as we contemplate its toy-like qualities. Just remember, kale is not a substitute for our beloved fishy delights!