Japanese Plum

The Verdict 🐾

After rigorous investigation and countless naps, I, Dr. Mittens, have concluded that the Japanese Plum is safe for our human companions. Yes, you heard it right! While most things in the garden are suspect, this delightful fruit gets my feline seal of approval. But let’s be honest, Humans, if I were you, I’d stick to the catnip. Just saying!

The Taste Test

Now, why on Earth would a sophisticated feline like me want to nibble on a Japanese Plum? Perhaps it’s the alluring round shape, reminiscent of a bouncy ball, or maybe the glossy skin that screams, “Play with me!” And let’s not forget the delightful scent that wafts through the air, tempting us to investigate. I mean, it’s almost like a toy designed for our amusement, except it doesn’t wiggle. How disappointing!

The Puke Factor

Fear not, dear humans! If you’re worried about your precious fur babies munching on this fruit, you can rest easy. The Japanese Plum doesn’t induce any dramatic symptoms. There will be no rapid expulsion of lunch or theatrics worthy of a stage performance. In fact, if I were to nibble on one, I’d probably just be left with a satisfied purr and a slight stain on my fur. Quite the charming scenario, wouldn’t you agree?

Human Instructions

For my human minions: Allow this delightful plant to remain in your abode. It’s harmless, unlike that suspicious-looking cactus you keep in the corner (seriously, what were you thinking?). So, let the Japanese Plum flourish while I continue my rigorous research on more questionable greenery. You’re welcome!