The Verdict 🐾
Attention all bipeds! Let it be known that Indian Hemp is not just a pretty plant, but a toxic one at that. As your esteemed Feline Safety Researcher, I must firmly say: this is a green menace! No, I do not approve. My whiskers twitch at the thought of this botanical beast lurking in your home.
The Taste Test
Now, one might wonder why a discerning feline such as myself would even consider nibbling on this leafy foe. Perhaps it resembles a delectable green toy, or maybe it wiggles enticingly in the breeze. Who could resist such an invitation? However, my dear humans, let me be clear: curiosity should not lead us to this treacherous treat!
The Puke Factor
If a brave soul (or should I say foolish?) were to munch on Indian Hemp, they might experience what I like to call the "Rapid Expulsion of Lunch." This can be accompanied by a delightful array of symptoms: drooling like a leaky faucet, lethargy that would make even a sloth jealous, and perhaps even a delightful case of the shakes! No thank you, I prefer my meals to stay exactly where they belong—inside my royal tummy.
Human Instructions
Humans, listen well! It is imperative that you banish this green invader from your domain. Dispose of it with utmost urgency, lest it tempt another curious kitty into its toxic grasp. Trust me, your feline overlord will thank you with a gentle purr… or maybe just a disinterested flick of the tail.