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Herb Robert

Geranium robertianum

✓ MEOW APPROVED (SAFE)
Herb Robert: A Feline Perspective

The Verdict 🐾

After extensive whisker-twitching research, I, Dr. Mittens, hereby declare Herb Robert to be a safe plant for our human overlords and their curious feline friends. Yes, you heard that right! This delightful green wonder is not toxic. I approve! 😸

The Taste Test

Now, why on Earth would a discerning cat like myself be tempted to nibble on this plant? I hypothesize that it looks rather toy-like, with its lacy leaves resembling a miniature jungle gym. And let’s be honest, it has that delightful wiggle when the wind blows—perfect for a playful swipe! Who wouldn’t want to engage in some leaf-wrestling?

The Puke Factor

Fear not, my human companions! Should you find your feline friend indulging in a nibble of Herb Robert, rest assured that the only "puke factor" you might encounter is a rapid expulsion of lunch, a.k.a. the dramatic display of dinner’s hasty retreat. But let’s face it; if we’re talking about a plant that’s safe, we can all breathe a sigh of relief (and maybe even a gentle cough).

Human Instructions

Dear humans, consider yourselves lucky! You can allow this charming plant to flourish in your homes. Just keep an eye on us majestic creatures and our curious tendencies. Remember, it’s not just a plant; it’s a potential plaything! Allow this to remain, but ensure the catnip is still the star of the show!


Dr. Mittens' Safety FAQ 🐾

What happens if my cat eats Herb Robert?

Good news! Herb Robert is generally considered safe according to the Dr. Mittens Fur-mula. While a large amount might cause a mild tummy upset (standard cat logic), it is not toxic.

How can I keep my cat away from Herb Robert?

Since it's safe, you don't have to worry much, but hanging baskets are a great way to keep your foliage out of "pounce range". Check out these <a href="https://www.amazon.com/s?k=cat+safe+hanging+planters&tag=duriancat-20" target="_blank">cat-safe hanging planters on Amazon</a>.

Specimen Lab Specs

Common Aliases: Robert's Geranium, Stinky Bob, Red Robin

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Disclaimer: I am not a veterinarian, and Dr. Mittens is just a mascot. This site provides data based on public research. Always consult a pro for medical issues.
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