Grape

The Verdict 🐾

Attention, fellow felines and our often bewildering human companions! The grape, that plump little orb of potential mischief, is officially deemed toxic for us cats. Yes, you heard that right! In the grand arena of edible delights, I, Dr. Mittens, must firmly declare that this fruit is a resounding "NO!" So, my dear human servants, consider this a paw-sitive warning: I do not approve!

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a curious kitty might be tempted to sample this mysterious morsel. Perhaps it’s the shiny, rounded shape that resembles a tantalizing bouncy ball? Or could it be the way it rolls with such enthusiasm across the floor, practically begging to be batted around? The allure is undeniable. But, alas, dear humans, it leads only to folly!

The Puke Factor

If a cat dares to indulge in this deceptive delicacy, the consequences may be dire. Picture this: a rapid expulsion of lunch, followed by a dramatic retreat to the nearest litter box. Symptoms may include lethargy, excessive drooling, and a general air of feline discontent. Trust me, you don’t want to witness such an unfortunate scene—especially not after my gourmet tuna feast!

Human Instructions

Dear humans, heed my advice and banish this green invader from your homes! Grapes have no place in a cat's kingdom. Instead, let us focus on more suitable snacks, like the delightful chicken treats that don’t come with a side of potential peril. Your beloved feline will thank you for it—once we’re not busy plotting the great grape escape!