The Verdict 🐾
Attention, all you bipeds! The Four O'Clock plant, known scientifically as Mirabilis jalapa, is a toxic little green invader! As Dr. Mittens, I must inform you that this plant is a no-go for our feline friends. It’s a resounding “no” from me, and I suggest you keep it far, far away from my domain!
The Taste Test
Now, you may wonder why any self-respecting cat might be tempted to nibble on this peculiar plant. With its vibrant, funnel-shaped flowers and bushy appearance, it might just resemble a delightful toy to a curious kitty. One might mistake it for an oversized catnip toy that wiggles enticingly in the breeze. Oh, the folly of humans who don’t realize that not everything that looks fun is safe!
The Puke Factor
If, in a moment of sheer folly, a cat decides to munch on this toxic greenery, they could experience some rather unpleasant consequences. Symptoms might include the rapid expulsion of lunch, followed by a parade of gastrointestinal distress that could lead to the dreaded “no more treats” scenario. Trust me, dear humans, you do not want to witness this particular performance!
Human Instructions
Here’s my advice for you, oh clueless humans: Banish this green invader from your home! Do not let it linger in the vicinity of my plush throne, lest it tempt me or any other feline into a regrettable culinary adventure. Your responsibility is to keep my kingdom safe from such toxic threats!