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Florida Beauty

Neoregalia 'Florida Beauty'

✓ MEOW APPROVED (SAFE)

The Verdict 🐾

After rigorous investigation involving extensive snoozing and a few playful paws on the leaves, I, Dr. Mittens, declare the Florida Beauty a delightful green companion that is completely safe for both humans and felines. Yes, my dear humans, you can stop worrying about this plant’s potential to turn your precious furball into a furball of doom. I approve!

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a discerning feline might be tempted to nibble on this botanical wonder. The Florida Beauty, with its vibrant green leaves and dappled patterns, might just look like a particularly enticing toy—one that wiggles in the wind and catches the eye like a laser pointer! Perhaps it whispers sweet nothings to curious kitties, beckoning us closer with promises of adventure and a side of crunch. Alas, it does not squeak.

The Puke Factor

For the record, should a cat decide to partake in a little taste testing of the Florida Beauty, the result would likely be a rapid expulsion of lunch. Thankfully, since this plant is as safe as a sunny window perch, no dramatic incidents are expected. However, should you witness a little furball giving it the ol' heave-ho, it’s probably just the "I thought it was a toy" factor at play.

Human Instructions

Attention, humans! Since this lovely plant is not a villain in our botanical world, I suggest you allow this to remain in your home. Just ensure it stays out of my reach when I’m feeling particularly mischievous. After all, a happy cat is a purring cat, and a purring cat requires a well-planned plant selection!


Dr. Mittens' Safety FAQ 🐾

What happens if my cat eats Florida Beauty?

Good news! Florida Beauty is generally considered safe according to the Dr. Mittens Fur-mula. While a large amount might cause a mild tummy upset (standard cat logic), it is not toxic.

How can I keep my cat away from Florida Beauty?

Since it's safe, you don't have to worry much, but hanging baskets are a great way to keep your foliage out of "pounce range". Check out these <a href="https://www.amazon.com/s?k=cat+safe+hanging+planters&tag=duriancat-20" target="_blank">cat-safe hanging planters on Amazon</a>.

Specimen Lab Specs

Common Aliases: Florida Beauty, Bromeliad

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