Elm

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, the majestic Elm tree—nature's towering wonder and apparently, a safe companion for your feline friends! That's right, my human subjects: Elm is as safe as that perfectly sunlit spot on the floor. I, Dr. Mittens, approve of this leafy giant, so feel free to let it flourish in your humble abode!

The Taste Test

Now, you might wonder why a sophisticated feline like myself would consider nibbling on an Elm leaf. Well, it’s all about the aesthetics! Those delightful, serrated edges and the graceful sway of the branches in the breeze might just tickle a curious whisker. It looks like a potential toy—something to bat around, perhaps? And if I’m feeling particularly adventurous, I might just have to take a nibble to see if it wiggles like my favorite string!

The Puke Factor

But fear not, my dear humans! Should you catch me munching on Elm, you needn’t worry about any dramatic scenes of rapid expulsion of lunch. In fact, Elm is so safe that I’d likely just enjoy it without any repercussions. I might just come back for more, much to your chagrin, as if you could ever keep me away from nature’s wonders!

Human Instructions

To you, my human servants: Allow this splendid green giant to remain! It’s safe for your feline overlord and will only serve to enhance our kingdom. So let the Elm stand tall and proud while I plot my next sunny nap spot beneath its branches!