The Verdict 🐾
Ah, Elderberry - the misunderstood shrub of the berry world. Let me be clear: this plant is a toxic menace in the feline universe. My esteemed judgment as Dr. Mittens dictates that this berry is best left untouched by our delicate paws and sharp claws. I cannot approve of any nibbling on this green intruder.
The Taste Test
Now, I can understand the allure. These shiny, dark berries might remind a curious cat of a bouncing toy or a tantalizing piece of catnip (which, might I add, is perfectly safe). They dangle from their branches like little dark pearls, inviting a playful swipe or an inquisitive nibble. But alas, dear humans, even the most tempting of toys can lead to trouble!
The Puke Factor
If a feline were to indulge in this enticing berry, we wouldn't just be looking at a mild case of "oopsie-daisy." No, my friends, we’re talking about the rapid expulsion of lunch, coupled with a dash of tummy upset that could lead to a spectacular performance of “Feline Dramatic Discomfort.” Symptoms may include lethargy, confusion, and an overall desire to hide under the nearest couch.
Human Instructions
To my dear human servants: banish this green invader from your homes! Dispose of it like yesterday's tuna can and protect your precious fur babies from its toxic embrace. Trust me, your cat will thank you with a gentle headbutt (or a disdainful flick of the tail, depending on their mood).