The Verdict 🐾
Well, my dear humans, let me be perfectly clear: the Elder plant is toxic. Yes, you heard that right! It’s not just a fancy name for a new cat toy; it’s a botanical bad boy. As your distinguished Feline Safety Researcher, I must firmly disapprove of this green menace lurking in your garden.
The Taste Test
Now, one might wonder why a curious cat like yours truly would even consider munching on this leafy loiterer. It has those delightful, shiny berries that could easily be mistaken for a wiggly toy! Add in the fact that anything dangling from a plant often beckons me to investigate with my superior taste buds and paws. But alas, what seems like a tantalizing treat is merely an illusion!
The Puke Factor
If you’re foolish enough to nibble on some Elder, prepare for some serious drama. Symptoms include rapid expulsion of lunch, excessive drooling (not the cute kind!), and a general feeling of “Oh no, what have I done?” It’s like a very unpleasant rollercoaster ride, but with more fur and less fun!
Human Instructions
So, heed my advice, oh two-legged ones! Banish this green invader from your abode. Clear it out like you would a pesky fly or that embarrassing sweater you bought in a moment of weakness. Your feline overlord (that’s me) deserves a safe environment to prance about in!