Cilantro

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, cilantro, the green sprig that makes The Humans go wild for their "gourmet" dishes. Fear not, my fellow felines! This little herb is safe for consumption, and Dr. Mittens approves—though I must say, I still question the taste buds of The Humans. What's next? Basil-flavored catnip?

The Taste Test

Now, as for why a discerning cat might find cilantro intriguing, let’s delve into the hypothesis. First, it’s green and leafy, much like the tantalizing grass we adore (and occasionally munch on). Plus, when the wind blows just right, it dances in a way that could be mistaken for an elusive toy! Who wouldn't be tempted to pounce on something that wiggles in the breeze? Yet, let’s be honest—my sophisticated palate prefers tuna over this garden garnish.

The Puke Factor

Should you find yourself nibbling on this herbaceous delight, fear not; you won’t experience a dramatic scene of “rapid expulsion of lunch.” Instead, if you're a cat with a penchant for the unexpected, you might just feel a little... unsettled. But let's be real; would you rather risk that or continue to chase after that pesky laser pointer?

Human Instructions

Oh dear Human, here’s the scoop: Allow this to remain in your kitchen! It won’t harm your fluffy overlord, and who knows? It might just add a touch of color to your culinary escapades. Just don't expect us to join you for a cilantro-infused meal anytime soon!