The Verdict đž
Ah, the Cestrum! A plant that is, unfortunately, not on my approved list of feline-friendly greens. In fact, itâs as toxic as that one neighborâs dog who thinks he owns the entire block. So, dear humans, heed my wise paws: I do not approve!
The Taste Test
Now, one might wonder why a curious kitty like myself would even consider nibbling on this potentially perilous plant. With its bright, shiny leaves and whimsical, dangling blooms, it could easily be mistaken for an enticing toy. I mean, who wouldnât want to bat at something that looks like itâs ready to wiggle away? But alas, my fellow felines, just because it looks fun doesnât mean itâs safe!
The Puke Factor
Should you ignore my sage advice and decide to sample this botanical blunder, be prepared for some serious consequences. Expect a rapid expulsion of lunchâyes, that means your last meal will be making a hasty exit from either end. Other delightful symptoms might include drooling (not the good kind), lethargy (you know, the kind that makes you want to nap on the warmest sunny spot), and perhaps a dash of gastrointestinal distress. Trust me, itâs not the kind of excitement you want on your paws!
Human Instructions
Alright, humans, listen up! Itâs time to banish this green invader from your abode. Remove it from my sight and ensure that no curious paw reaches for it! Your furry overlord demands a safe space free from such perilous plants.