The Verdict đŸ
Ah, the Cereus! A plant that is as safe as a warm sunbeam on a lazy afternoon. Yes, my dear human servants, you can rest easy. This succulent spiky wonder is non-toxic, and I, Dr. Mittens, wholeheartedly approve of its presence in your humble abode. Just keep it out of my reach, will you? Iâve got some serious investigating to do.
The Taste Test
Now, why might a curious feline like myself be tempted to munch on this cactus-like creature? Letâs be real: it looks like a giant green toy! With its intriguing shape and tantalizing spines, it practically calls out to my inner hunter. And if it wobbles in the breeze, well, thatâs just too much for my feline instincts to resist! Plus, who doesnât enjoy a good nibble on something that resembles a spiky plaything?
The Puke Factor
Fear not, my dear human friends! The Cereus wonât induce any rapid expulsion of lunch. In fact, if you were to accidentally chew on a leaf (not that Iâd ever do such a thing), your only âsymptomsâ would likely be a confused look on your face and perhaps an urge to stick to your kibble. No drama here, just a mild case of "what was I thinking?"
Human Instructions
Since this green neighbor is safe, I advise you to allow this to remain in your home. Just do me a favor and donât let it overshadow my favorite sunning spot. I need my beauty rest to conduct further important cat research, after all!