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SPECIMEN-0308
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Cauliflower

Brassica oleracea var. botrytis

✓ MEOW APPROVED (SAFE)

The Verdict 🐾

After careful consideration (and a few enthusiastic paw taps), I, Dr. Mittens, hereby declare cauliflower safe for the feline palate. Yes, my human subjects, you read that correctly! This crunchy, white vegetable is non-toxic to us discerning cats, and I must admit, I approve of its existence — though I remain skeptical of your taste preferences.

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a cat might be inclined to nibble on this peculiar vegetable. With its fluffy, cloud-like florets, cauliflower might just look like a delightful toy to bat around. Or perhaps it wiggles enticingly when nudged, beckoning to the curious feline to engage in some playful investigation. But let’s be real, if I’m going to sink my teeth into something, it better be tuna or at least a feather on a string!

The Puke Factor

Should a cat decide to partake in this white wonder, the outcome is likely to be quite benign. Unlike the more nefarious green invaders, consuming cauliflower may lead to a rapid expulsion of lunch, but only if you overindulge — which, for a cat, could be just a nibble too many. In simpler terms, you might experience a little “purr-sistent retching,” but nothing to cause alarm (unless you’re a particularly dramatic feline).

Human Instructions

To my human subjects, I present a simple directive: allow this humble vegetable to remain in your kitchen. It will not harm your furry overlord, but do keep it far away from the tuna stash. Just remember, it’s not a replacement for our gourmet meals, so perhaps reserve it for your own plates. You humans and your strange culinary choices!


Dr. Mittens' Safety FAQ 🐾

What happens if my cat eats Cauliflower?

Good news! Cauliflower is generally considered safe according to the Dr. Mittens Fur-mula. While a large amount might cause a mild tummy upset (standard cat logic), it is not toxic.

How can I keep my cat away from Cauliflower?

Since it's safe, you don't have to worry much, but hanging baskets are a great way to keep your foliage out of "pounce range". Check out these <a href="https://www.amazon.com/s?k=cat+safe+hanging+planters&tag=duriancat-20" target="_blank">cat-safe hanging planters on Amazon</a>.

Specimen Lab Specs

Common Aliases: Cauliflower

Dr. Mittens Suggests: Swap this for a safe Broccoli.

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