Calendula

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, the Calendula—a delightful little bloom that you humans seem to adore. But fear not, my fellow felines! This wondrous plant is deemed entirely safe for us, so I, Dr. Mittens, give my full approval. Not that you humans deserve it, what with your questionable snack choices!

The Taste Test

Now, why might a discerning cat like myself be tempted to nibble on this sunny, orange flower? Well, it looks rather enticing, doesn’t it? With its bright petals resembling a wiggly toy, it's practically begging for a pounce! And let’s be honest, anything that wiggles is worth investigating—be it a bug, a string, or this charming little plant.

The Puke Factor

Should a curious kitty happen to munch on a few petals of this cheery flora, I can assure you, there’s no need for alarm. No rapid expulsion of lunch here! Instead, we might experience a mild tummy rumble, akin to that moment when you realize the red laser dot has vanished. But rest easy—no dramatic heaving or theatrical performances will ensue.

Human Instructions

For you, my human servant, the verdict is clear: Allow this lovely Calendula to remain in your home. It’s a harmless housemate that brings a pop of color and a touch of class. Just make sure it doesn’t distract you from my royal demands, would you? Remember, prioritize my snacks over your flowery whims!