Calabash

The Verdict 🐾

After extensive research (mostly involving naps and the occasional paw-tap on my human’s plant book), I, Dr. Mittens, declare the Calabash plant to be completely safe for feline consumption. Yes, you heard that right! No need to be suspicious, my human subjects. I approve this green entity for your homes.

The Taste Test

Now, one must ponder—why would a sophisticated feline like myself even consider munching on this curious plant? Well, perhaps it resembles one of those delightful cat toys, all round and charming! Or maybe it wiggles ever so slightly in the breeze, enticing my predatory instincts to investigate. The allure is real, my friends. But let’s be honest, if it doesn’t squeak or have feathers, I’ll likely be napping instead.

The Puke Factor

Fear not, dear humans! In the unlikely event that your precious furball decides to indulge in a Calabash feast, the consequences are as mild as a gentle furball. Expect nothing more than a rapid expulsion of lunch, should they overindulge. But honestly, who can blame them? The Calabash’s enticing form might just get the better of any cat with an adventurous palate.

Human Instructions

To my human minions: you may allow this vibrant green friend to remain in your abode without fear. Let it thrive on your windowsill or in your garden; it poses no threat to your precious feline overlords. Just keep an eye on us; you know how we can get with our playful curiosity!