Cabbage

The Verdict 🐾

Good news, fellow felines and human servants! Cabbage is safe for us whiskered wonders. Yes, you heard it right! No need for alarm bells or frantic pawing at the door. Dr. Mittens approves this leafy green, so feel free to let it linger in your kitchens—if you must.

The Taste Test

Now, why would a sophisticated cat like yours truly want to nibble on this leafy creation? Well, it bears a certain resemblance to a plush toy, doesn’t it? Just imagine: a vibrant green orb, round and inviting. And if it wobbles slightly when you paw at it, oh, what a delightful jig! Plus, some humans seem to find it “crunchy”—whatever that means. If it’s good enough for their salads, it’s worth a curious sniff from us!

The Puke Factor

Should you decide to indulge in this cabbage caper, don't fret too much. While your human might witness a rapid expulsion of lunch (or perhaps last week’s tuna), it’s unlikely you’ll face any serious repercussions. Just a slight tummy rumble and a dramatic exit of plant matter—like a green confetti explosion. But, let’s be honest, humans tend to overreact, don’t they?

Human Instructions

To my human servants: allow this to remain—at least for now. Cabbage won’t bring any harm to your furry overlords. Just keep an eye out, and if we start treating it like the latest catnip, feel free to intervene. Until then, enjoy the sight of us pondering over this curious green thing!