Burro's Tail

The Verdict 🐾

Ah, esteemed humans, gather 'round as I, Dr. Mittens, present my findings on the delightful plant known as Burro's Tail (Sedum morganianum). After thorough investigation (read: a couple of lazy naps next to it), I must declare it completely safe for your furry overlords. Yes, you heard it right! This succulent is non-toxic and earns my furry stamp of approval. Bravo, humans, for not bringing home a death trap disguised as greenery!

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a sophisticated feline like myself might be tempted to munch on this succulent beauty. First off, its plump, trailing leaves look suspiciously like delightful green worms! Who wouldn’t want to pounce on something that wiggles and dangles? Furthermore, it might even remind us of a luxurious feather toy, just with a more… succulent twist. If only it squeaked, it would be irresistible! But let’s face it, humans, if I wanted to eat leaves, I’d head straight for the catnip patch.

The Puke Factor

Should an unsuspecting kitty take a nibble on this green delight, fear not! The Burro's Tail won't send you racing to the litter box for a rapid expulsion of lunch. Instead, it may cause a mild case of the belly grumbles, or perhaps a confused look as you ponder your life choices. But honestly, what cat doesn’t occasionally question their decisions after a snacking misadventure?

Human Instructions

Now, dear humans, here’s the takeaway: you may allow this green invader to remain in your abode! Just ensure it’s out of reach of my royal paws, lest I mistake it for a new plaything. Remember, an approved plant is a happy plant, and a happy plant means a happy kitty. Or at least, a less judgmental one!