The Verdict 🐾
After careful examination (and a few paw-some sessions of staring at this green shrub), I, Dr. Mittens, must declare the Boxwood to be toxic. Yes, you heard it right, dear humans! This leafy menace is not fit for feline consumption, and I do not approve. Keep your whiskers away!
The Taste Test
Now, let’s ponder this: why on Earth would a cat even consider munching on Boxwood? It’s all too easy to mistake its dense, plush leaves for an enticing chew toy! Perhaps it wiggles in the breeze, tempting us with the illusion of a delightful plaything. Or maybe it’s just that pesky curiosity that drives us to explore every green thing in sight. But I assure you, dear humans, this green shrub is not meant for our discerning palates!
The Puke Factor
Should a cat foolishly nibble on this toxic shrub, the unfortunate result could be a rapid expulsion of lunch, possibly accompanied by a performance worthy of a dramatic feline flop. Symptoms include excessive drooling, a rather dramatic refusal to eat anything else (as if we would!), and possibly some abdominal discomfort that would make even the most stoic of us cry for our human companions.
Human Instructions
Listen up, human servants! It’s time to take action. Banish this green invader from your garden and keep our curious noses safe from its toxic allure. Your feline overlords will thank you, even if we don’t show it with a purr. Now, go forth and protect our kingdom!