The Verdict 🐾
Ah, the delightful Borage! Good news, my dear humans: this leafy green is safe for our discerning feline palettes. Yes, you read that right! Dr. Mittens approves of this plant, though I do wonder why you humans seem to ignore such fine greenery in favor of those suspiciously crunchy treats. What gives?
The Taste Test
Now, why would a sophisticated creature such as myself be tempted to nibble on Borage? One cannot help but notice its vibrant blue flowers, which might resemble a tantalizing toy dangling just out of reach. Not to mention the leaves, which have a peculiar, slightly fuzzy texture—perfect for a curious paw swipe! I can only assume that humans must think these plants are merely decorative, but clearly, they are missing out on potential pouncing opportunities.
The Puke Factor
Should you find your feline friend indulging in this delightful herb, fear not! There’s no need to panic. Should I decide to partake, the most I might experience is a rather dramatic rapid expulsion of lunch, but honestly, who can blame a cat for wanting to sample the local flora? Thankfully, Borage lacks the toxic punch that so many other plants pack, so I’d say our dignity remains intact.
Human Instructions
Dear human servants, rejoice! This lovely green companion is safe to have around. Allow this to remain in your abode and perhaps even let it flourish, if only to see if it brings out my inner herbivore. Just don’t forget: I still prefer my tuna.