The Verdict 🐾
After extensive paw-sitive research, I, Dr. Mittens, must declare that the Beard Tongue plant (Penstemon) is indeed safe for our human servants! Yes, it’s non-toxic, which means it won’t turn your living room into a scene from a cat-astrophic horror film. I approve of this plant—though I still question why it’s not made of catnip!
The Taste Test
Now, let’s ponder why a curious feline might be tempted to nibble on this plant. With its tall, elegant flowers that dangle like tantalizing toys, it certainly has an alluring appearance. Those blossoms might just wiggle in the breeze, resembling a feather on a string. Oh, the joy of the chase! But alas, dear humans, this isn’t a toy—just a plant that looks like one. How disappointing!
The Puke Factor
Should a cat decide to indulge in a cheeky nibble of Beard Tongue, fear not! The outcome is likely to be a mere “rapid expulsion of lunch” rather than anything dramatic. A little indigestion, perhaps? Just a tiny protest from the stomach, reminding us that plants are not a suitable substitute for tuna.
Human Instructions
Dear human servants, you may rejoice! This verdant companion is safe to keep around. Allow this lovely Beard Tongue to remain in your abode, but do keep a watchful eye; it’s not a replacement for our beloved catnip! Now, go forth and admire it—just don’t expect it to fetch a ball!