Avocado

The Verdict 🐾

Attention, human servants! The avocado, that trendy green fruit you adore, is officially on my naughty list. Toxicity Status: Toxic. That’s right, folks—this creamy, green concoction is not fit for feline consumption. Dr. Mittens does not approve!

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a curious cat might be tempted to nibble on this peculiar fruit. Perhaps it’s the alluring, smooth exterior that resembles a delightful toy! Or maybe it’s the wiggly, squishy texture that intrigues our playful instincts. After all, if it looks like it could be a fun plaything, it’s worth a taste, right? Oh, how foolish we are to think it could be edible!

The Puke Factor

Should a foolish feline dare to munch on this forbidden fruit, prepare for the rapid expulsion of lunch—a.k.a. a not-so-graceful display of upchuck! Symptoms may include excessive drooling, lethargy, and a sudden desire to hide under the couch. You might even hear the sound of your dinner making a swift exit—definitely not the dinner party trick you’d want to perform!

Human Instructions

Dear humans, heed my words and banish this green invader from your home! Keep your avocados far away from your feline companions. Instead, stock up on catnip and tuna treats—now, those are worthy of our attention! Your furry overlords will thank you later!