Arborvitae

The Verdict 🐾

After extensive paw-sitive research, I, Dr. Mittens, declare Arborvitae a safe plant for both humans and feline aficionados. Yes, dear humans, you can relax your overly cautious tails—this green friend won’t send you or your precious kitties into a tizzy. I fully approve of its presence in your homes, as long as you don’t expect me to cuddle up with it!

The Taste Test

Now, let’s ponder why a curious cat like myself might find Arborvitae intriguing. With its lush, feathery foliage, it resembles a rather enticing feather toy, just begging for a good swat. Picture it: soft, green tendrils that sway ever so slightly in the breeze—oh, the temptation! Perhaps in some alternate feline universe, it’s a delightful snack, or maybe I’m just imagining it’s a wiggly lizard ready to be pounced upon. But alas, my taste buds remain untested!

The Puke Factor

Should a brave (or foolish) feline decide to indulge in a nibble of Arborvitae, fear not! No rapid expulsion of lunch is in order. In fact, this plant is as gentle as a catnap on a sunny windowsill. If consumed, you may experience a mild case of “feline disinterest,” which manifests as a lack of enthusiasm towards your usual dinner. But don't worry, no dramatic drama here!

Human Instructions

Dear human servants, you can rest easy with Arborvitae in your abode. Allow this green sentinel to remain and grace your living space. Just remember, it’s not a toy for your furry overlord, so keep those paws away from it—less temptation for us means less judgment for you!