The Verdict 🐾
Attention, humans! I, Dr. Mittens, must declare the Angel's Trumpet a resounding NO for feline consumption. This plant is as toxic as a cat's disdain for a bath! Keep it away from my noble paws, lest I be tempted to swat it around like a rogue toy.
The Taste Test
Now, one might wonder why a curious feline like myself would ever consider this plant. With its drooping, trumpet-like flowers, it bears an uncanny resemblance to a tantalizing toy. Perhaps it wiggles just enough to ignite the playful instincts in us sophisticated cats. But let me remind you, dear humans: just because it looks like fun doesn't mean it won't turn into a regrettable decision!
The Puke Factor
Should any unsuspecting cat nibble on this deceptive flora, prepare for a rapid expulsion of lunch! Symptoms may include a dramatic display of distress, dilated pupils that could rival saucers, and a sense of betrayal that only a feline could muster. Trust me, I’ve seen the aftermath—an unfortunate blend of our dinner making an unexpected encore.
Human Instructions
Now, listen closely, human servants: Banish this green invader from our domain! Keep it in the darkest corner of your garden, far from my curious whiskers. Trust me; your cat will thank you with a purr (and perhaps a little less drama on the floor). Remember, a happy cat is a plant-free cat!