Angel Trumpet

The Verdict 🐾

Attention, fellow felines and concerned humans! The esteemed Dr. Mittens has conducted a thorough investigation into the peculiar plant known as the Angel Trumpet. The results are in, and I must sadly declare this plant a toxic menace! No, dear humans, I do not approve of this botanical beast. Keep it far from your curious paws and whiskers!

The Taste Test

Now, you may wonder why a discerning cat like myself would even consider nibbling on this so-called Angel Trumpet. Well, it has a certain allure, doesn’t it? With its trumpet-shaped blooms dangling like tantalizing toys, it beckons the playful instincts within us. And let’s not forget the irresistible wiggle of its leaves on a breezy day! One might think it’s an invitation to a delightful game of pounce and chew!

The Puke Factor

However, dear friends, should you mistake this enticing plant for a mere plaything, let me enlighten you about the consequences. Ingesting this toxic traitor could lead to rapid expulsion of your last meal, leaving you feeling less than fabulous. Symptoms may include an unexpected dance of drooling, a whirlwind of hallucinations, or, as I like to call it, “the feline fracas.” So, unless you fancy a ride on the wild side of tummy troubles, best to steer clear!

Human Instructions

Now, to my beloved human servants: heed my warning! Banish this green invader from your garden or home. Your cat’s health and happiness depend on your vigilance! Instead, consider filling the space with catnip—your furry friend will thank you, and we’ll all avoid the aforementioned “feline fracas.”